Give Them Wifi and They Will Watch Porn

Porn is incredible and it’s been around ever since we were able to capture moving images on film. With the advent of the internet, porn has been spreading even more. People love to watch porn whenever they have a wireless connection and that has resulted in porn being watched everywhere and anywhere. Nowhere is off limits for porn. Get your fix of interracial on the bus, get your fill of a threesome when you’re at work (discreetly) and finally kick up your heels with a gangbang when you’re hanging out at your buddies house. Well, in London they’ve decided to help people by adding wireless internet kiosks so people can check things out online if they haven’t got a connection at home, or if they just need to look something up really quick on their way to somewhere. The kiosks are called InLink and they were added in the Camden area recently. However, of course as you would suspect, people have been using the boxes to watch porn and they haven’t been clicking out of their hot porn scenes for the next person to use the box. The same thing happened in New York City when they introduced internet boxes to replace payphones. So many homeless people were using the boxes to watch porn that they actually ended up disabling them and taking them out. See folks, this is why we can’t have nice things!

So, the solution to the problem is to block porn on the kiosks. This brings up an interesting question though. Don’t people who don’t have regular access to the internet have the right to watch porn? Of course we’re biased but it seems like anyone who wants to watch porn should be able to. Perhaps a more equal solution to this “problem” would be to make the booths more private so that anyone watching porn could do so in a more private space. Let’s bring porn to the people! There is so much free porn out there that it would be easy for people to use the free porn kiosks to watch free porn. Why should we block people from watching smut? Porn is something that everyone has in common and it is something that can bring people together. Everyone wants to watch it and everyone wants to be in it. So why cut people off from something that everyone can relate to. Let’s give everyone the internet so everyone can watch porn! People will be much happier for it. Porn watching, while it is a private act, shouldn’t be anything shameful. Give them the privacy they need and let them be happy!

This is an issue that will likely become even more important as public and free wifi becomes even more prevalent. Let the people have their porn and they will be happier and more free! With amazing free porn sites like PORN and others around, it’s no wonder people always use free wifi to check out the latest smut videos.

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