Less Porn During Eclipse

Well we already know from porn data providers that less porn gets watched during major world events. It’s even true that during the premieres of major TV shows and during major holidays like Christmas or New Years porn watching goes way down, but did you know that apparently celestial events cause drops in porn watching too? Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months then you know that a total solar eclipse just happened on August 21. It was the event of the year with people buying those silly looking eclipse glasses or using a welding helmet to stare straight at the sun. The event was about 2 hours long with the totality of the eclipse lasting about 2 minutes. The thing that was different about this eclipse was that it spread all across the country hitting one spot right after the other wowing tens of thousands of people with their faces pointed towards the sky. Even in places that didn’t have a total full coverage, there was still enough of an eclipse to cause people to pause in their day to try to take a look at it.

One thing that happened as a result of this, and that is verified by data from porn sites, is that people definitely stopped watching porn for that period of time all across the country! Even though there were some funny ideas that you could conceive a dream pregnancy if you fucked during the eclipse, it wasn’t a very sexy time. It was more of a time to wonder at the universe and feel small compared to everything that is out there. Thanks to the convergence of the timing this amazing event happened, and everyone took a break from their mad fapping to check it out. However, the good news is, they promptly returned to watching porn once it was over and they were able to get back home back to their normal lives! Some places that were in the path of totality saw up to a 46% drop in porn watching during the eclipse. Even outside of that area cities that were near to it saw a drop of anywhere from 9-15% in porn watching traffic as people clamored to get a glimpse of just about any piece of this historical and amazing moment they could.

As long as you listened to the advice and didn’t look at the eclipse with your naked eye then you are probably one of the ones who was able to return to your porn watching right after it was all over. In the house after the eclipse, viewership surged up to 83% in some places showing that while it wasn’t a sexy thing, thinking about the wonder of the universe did make some people horny! Also, maybe they took the day off of work for the event so they had some extra time to watch it. The next one in the US will be in 2024 so don’t throw out your eclipse glasses just yet!

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