Politician Outs Himself As A PORN Fan By Forgetting To Close Some XXX Porno Tabs

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Politicians have a tendency to get into sexual scandals. No one really knows why, but some think it’s because they have a lot of power to will people into secrecy, but most secrets come out, eventually. One political hopeful didn’t have to wait long for his secrets to get out, because he accidentally posted them all to Facebook! Congressional candidate Mike Webb has been running for congress in Virginia’s 8th district. At first he was running as a republican, but he lost the nomination in the primaries and is now running as an independent. It seems he was unlikely to win in the first place, based on polling information, but now he will probably be even less likely to win the seat.

You see, Mr. Webb posted a screenshot of a Yahoo search to his Facebook page, and the other tabs he had open were in the background. Mike’s only crime here is not that he is using Yahoo search, but that some of the other tabs he had open were of a strictly pornographic nature. Apparently Mike Webb wants to find out more about “Ivone Sexy Amateur” and something about Layla Rivera’s tight…something or other. Now there is no shame at all in watching porn, and hopefully someday politicians will not face shame for admitting such a human behavior as porn watching. However, at this point, pornography is not something that would help a politician’s campaign.

Mike Webb Porn Tab Original Screen Shot

Mike Webb Porn Tab Original Screen Shot

Even though Mike Webb’s post was soon picked up by the media, he didn’t edit the post for a while. It is kind of funny because the post was attached to a message about not being able to find a job in Richmond where he lives. Well, Mike, it’s a lot easier to find a job if you limit your fapping time to the evening, when potential employers won’t be scanning your social media profiles and seeing that you have posted exactly the type of porn movies you enjoy watching!

Mike Webb isn’t, of course, the only politician or political hopeful to have unknowingly boasted of his porn or sexual habits. Anthony Weiner was once a promising politician who was encouraged to run for Mayor of New York, but all of that was put on hold when it was discovered he had sent a picture of his dick to a beautiful woman on Twitter, living up to his name. This first scandal caused Weiner to resign from congress. As if that wasn’t enough, a second scandal emerged when it was discovered that Weiner used the silly name Carlos Danger to text a few different girls, though he was still married and his wife was pregnant, during the 2013 mayoral race to replace Michael Bloomberg.

These two cases of political drama aren’t the only ones, or even the most severe sexual scandals to hit US politics in recent years, but they do prove that it pays to be knowledgeable enough about technology to not broadcast your personal business to those who you would probably rather hide it from! If you’re going to be a politician, find more secure ways to step out or watch porn…or maybe get a personal technical advisor to avoid these potential SNAFUs.

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